Grimm: "Hey you, the tacky, breathing belt. What'cha think of the resident sociopathic Lopunny?"
Hey, I am NOT a belt. Belts are what happens to lower quality hides, this hide is quality jacket material baby.
And I’m guessing you mean Dulcetto? Like I’ve said before, the guy scares me. I don’t know about sociopathic, I’m no psych, but he is dangerous. I wasn’t here to see what he did with that Feraligatr, but I saw the aftermath and got witness accounts.
I’ve seen him, talked to him, dealt with him on a daily basis. He is the calmest, most level-headed Pokemon I’ve ever dealt with. I don’t think he can BE angered - not like the rest of us can. But that just makes him worse. I don’t think I could trust someone who could so calmly outright kill someone like he can. Some emotional sign, some way to tell someone is getting angry or upset, enough to kill, is normal.
This guy is so in control of himself that he does it calmly, without batting an eye. He kills calmly and without emotion. That is not how the decision to kill works for most people or Pokemon. The decision to kill is always driven by strong need or emotion. Hunger will drive a Pokemon to kill if they are carnivores or omnivores, and a wide range of extreme emotion can drive to kill. These needs and emotions are easily seen on the surface if you watch for the signs.
Killers like Dulcetto are terrifying because they defy our training and knowledge on how to spot and deal with a killer. He feels nothing. He felt it needed to be done, so he did it. There was no need or emotion driving his decision that could be read.
To a Pokemon officer like me who’s been trained to spot and read these things, Pokemon like Dulcetto are horrifying because we can’t read them ahead of time.
(So apparently even though Tumblr’s text post window accepted and showed the heavy formatting I’d done on that story post to help differentiate which characters were ‘speaking’, once again it decided not to actually post what was in the window and removed almost ALL of it. I went back and added quotation marks to help differentiate and make it easier/less confusing to read.
Note to self: After all the formatting-removal Tumblr has caused over the years of this blog’s lifespan, just assume all formatting will be gone once the post button is pressed.)
There was infinite darkness, a void of nothing. And then, in an instant, creation exploded into being. Infinity expanded into existence, a confused, chaotic jumble of static slowly forming into thoughts like matter floating in an endless dark sea.
Memories of seeing the frustrated love of her life attacked. About to be killed.
Memories of a burning rage, welling up from the chilled depths of her frigid black heart to devour her like a funeral pyre for a fallen warrior.
Memories of an all-consuming fury the likes of which she’d never experienced in all her barely-formed memories. She would have killed. She wouldn’t have stopped when the target of her rage was killed. She would have torn him apart. Desecrated him. She would have devoured his fucking heart and poisoned his still-warm corpse so thoroughly that his remains - what was left - would have to be kept in a hazardous waste site to dispose of them safely.
Am I evil? the thought echoed across the infinity of the mindscape that had conceived it.
i have 2 things to ask you, do you like blood pies, can you help me train
Blood pies are a little too gnarly for my palate, man.
And probably not. I’m not sure what a giant snake could teach a little bat, nothing I do in my combat experience would help you all that much. Plus I’m pretty busy - with Polly still trying to get her head sorted out, I’m having to replace her for guard duty. I barely even have time to make sure my trainer isn’t doing something stupid. Guy sees a pretty face and suddenly wants to tell his life story, even the parts he shouldn’t.
Payton i do know Arboks do cry like other pokemon do,but howabout Sevipers,do Sevipers like your friend Nagaina cry too?Has your friend Nagaina ever cried?
Now I don’t know whether I’d use the term ‘friend’ for anybody I know at this shelter. Nagaina’s a decent guy, bit of a narcissist but hey aren’t we all. But I don’t tend to associate much with the locals. They just don’t seem that interested in getting to know me for whatever reasons.
I guess I can’t blame ‘em what with Polly being comatose and Wyatt still missing, they’re probably just too worried. I mean Rikki is the only one who really goes out of their way to talk to me, and… Don’t get me wrong I like Rikki.
For the first twenty seconds of breathless no-stop talking.
I hate to say it, but I couldn’t tell you if Nagaina’s ever cried. If you want info like that you’d best ask him directly.
Pollyanna, Arbok. A Pokemon barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic Pokemon. Polly will be that Pokemon. Better than she was before. Better, stronger, faster. -Six Million Dollar Man theme music-
Aaaaactually isn’t, like, that Genesect thing the first bionic Pokemon? I mean they kinda cloned him back to life and stuck all that armor and that BFC on his back. Not counting Porygon since it’s a fully digital life form, I’d say Genesect beat Polly to being the first bionic Pokemon.
Besides man, if she wakes up with half her innards replaced with tech, she’s gonna be one grouchy snake. And can you imagine trying to regenerate a backbone when there’s a fake one there already? This has body horror implications all over it as her body tries to rebuild parts of itself already replaced with tech and her regeneration goes out of control-
I for one vote NOT turning Polly into something from that SPC site thingy.
Anonymous asked:Do Arboks have hemipenises?
C’mere you lil’ grayfaced cutie, if you’re lucky I’ll let you find out firsthand~ Of course if you’re unlucky you’ll just end up running naked across the shelter with a swarm of angry Masquerain after you.
Personally I’d say your chances of being unlucky are a lot higher than your chances of being lucky.